4chan has gone mainstream

One of these things just doesn’t belong…

Bach wrote a lot of music. I’m mostly familiar with his secular concertos and harpsichord/organ music, and his sacred choral music. Apparently he wrote a couple of secular choral works as well. I’ll have to track down a recording, because this sounds like it would be pretty funny judging by the lyrics.

So this rap song is getting a lot of radio play on the local hip-hop top 40 station. Practically every other word is bleeped out, especially in Nicki Minaj’s interlude (occurs at 1:24 in the video) so I looked it up on youtube to see what the hell these filthy lyrics were actually saying. It is actually pretty funny (and rather lewd, even by rap standards).

I’m sure this song was written at least somewhat ironically, in the sense of “how far can we push the stereotype that urban blacks are obsessed with ample female buttocks? I know, let’s make a song called ASS that just repeats the word ‘ass’ over and over.” Yet, here we are:

There was also this hilarious youtube comment:

smh, wowwww, soooooo, um, how is this even considered “real” music? just goes to show you how much this generation is so lost including the musicians. ask yourself this, how does this music glorify God? #WWJD

I don’t think it’s everyone else who’s “lost” here, dude.

Thirty spokes are joined in the hub of a wheel.

But only by relying on what is not there, do we have the use of the carriage.

By adding and removing clay we form a vessel.

But only by relying on what is not there, do we have use of the vessel.

By carving out doors and windows we make a room.

But only by relying on what is not there, do we have use of the room.

And so, what is there is the basis for profit;

What is not there is the basis for use.

A frog was hopping around a farmyard, when it decided to investigate the barn. Being somewhat careless, and maybe a little too curious, he ended up falling into a pail half-filled with fresh milk. As he swam about attempting to reach the top of the pail, he found that the sides of the pail were too high and steep to reach. He tried to stretch his back legs to push off the bottom of the pail but found it too deep. But this frog was determined not to give up, and he continued to struggle. He kicked and squirmed and kicked and squirmed, until at last, all his churning about in the milk had turned the milk into a big hunk of butter. The butter was now solid enough for him to climb onto and get out of the pail!

The moral of the story is: If your approach is completely futile and pointless, do not consider changing tactics. Perhaps some weird miracle will occur and make your stupid approach work out by accident, instead of slowly killing you, as you can expect it to do almost 100% of the time.